Commentary Track Stars

Max really is completely and entirely without joy, isn’t he?

I don’t know why but that story about your friend passing out really cracked me up.

BTW, there’s a deleted scene that explains McClane’s shirt colour change. It’s on the 2-Disc DVD, don’t know if it’s on the Blu-ray.

Thanks for listening. Yeah, we figured out the Die Hard thing, but I’m still curious about Bill Pullman’s traveling grey uniform.

Some nominations for a commentary:

SATANTANGO: A seven hour turd that is amazingly held up as a masterpiece by critics. This commentary might either be the best thing ever or the worst thing ever. I do like the idea of Max’s ever growing exasperated sighs as nothing continue to bloody happen for the entire runtime.

Either X-FILES movie: I think the second one would be the best for a commentary because that entire movie is one giant “What the hell were they thinking?! You finally get to make another X-FILES movie and you make THAT?!”

IT! THE TERROR FROM BEYOND SPACE: High quality 50s B-movie. Clearly the main influence for ALIEN. Only 70 minutes long.

Thanks for the suggestions. I’ll mark them down!